"The greatest giver of alms is cowardice."

"Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life."

"Virtue they will but abuse, and taunt her with bitter revilling."

"Sometimes ya gotta do stuff 鈥檆ause it鈥檚 expected of ya, not 鈥檆ause of anything else."

"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."

"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money."

"Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you less than you are."

"The least I can do is speak out for those who cannot speak for themselves."

"Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again."

"A revolution is a struggle between the past and the future."

"I have come to the conclusion that my subjective account of my motivation is largely mythical on almost all occasions. I don't know why I do things."

"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa."