"Relationships of trust depend on our willingness to look not only to our own interests, but also the interests of others."

"I don't think there's a rap artist that has more songs about killing somebody than Johnny Cash does."

"'Mac, you ever been in love?' 'Marshal, I've been a bartender all my life.'"

"One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend."

"Facetiously is the only English word that has all six vowels in order, James Thurber declared. 'Oh,' replied copy editor Miss Gould, 'What about abstemiously?'"

"Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me."

"Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for."

"I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it."

"Any man worth his salt will stick up for what he believes right, but it takes a slightly bigger man to acknowledge instantly and without reservation that he is in error."

"A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year."