"Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible."

"I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."

"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

"Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president."

"People will forget what you did, people will forget what you said, but they won't forget the way you made them feel."

"Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it."

"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all."

"As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything."

"But screw your courage to the sticking-place, and we'll not fail."