"For my part, I consider that it will be found much better by all parties to leave the past to history, especially as I propose to write that history myself."

"A genius is just a talented person who does his homework."

"In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you."

"He whom you cannot teach to fly, teach to fall faster!"

"Brevity is the soul of wit."

"How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand."

"In an optimal world, I would not be necessary."

"MAYONNAISE, n. One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion."

"Guilt upon the conscience, like rust upon iron, both defiles and consumes it, gnawing and creeping into it, as that does which at last eats out the very heart and substance of the metal."

"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."