"I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allan Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me."

"I don't want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar-free sugar cookies."

"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in 'team'. There is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."

"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set it free."

"The best rules to form a young man, are, to talk little, to hear much, to reflect alone upon what has passed in company, to distrust one's own opinions, and value others that deserve it."

"Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns."

"It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him."

"Being another character is more interesting than being yourself."

"Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance."

"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."

"There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by unfolding of his powers."

"For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned."