"I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time."

"They punish you for all your virtues. They forgive you entirely--your mistakes."

"One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes."

"Whoever despises himself still respects himself as one who despises."

"What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we doa€|?"

"The overman...Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment."

"Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius."

"FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection."

"In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today."

"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."

"Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry."

"We are like oil and water, but all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar! Delicious!"