"Remember, nothing that's good works by itself, just to please you. You have to make the damn thing work."

"If I find 10,000 ways something won't work, I haven't failed. I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward."

"I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun."

"Many of life's failures are those who didn't know how close they were to success when they gave up."

"All Bibles are man-made."

"We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything."

"Now faith is the substance of things hoped' for, the evidence of things not seen."

"To be idle requires a strong sense of personal identity."

"Curiosity was a form of lust, a wandering cupidity of the eye and the mind."

"I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars."

"Anyone who's ever significantly changed the course of humanity has either been a Crackpot, a Heretic, or a Dissident. In the case of Albert Einstein, he was all three!"

"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."