"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"Cyberspace is - or can be - a good, friendly and egalitarian place to meet."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

"She is the least benightedly unintelligent organic lifeform it has ever been my distinct lack of pleasure not to have been able to avoid meeting."

"The dew has fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning."

"See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that."

"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."

"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."

"We need to make a decision, no matter what it is."

"In a free society no one can win all the time. No one can have his way all the time and no one is right all the time."

"Never lie when the truth is more profitable."

"Maybe you have to know darkness before you can appreciate the light."