"His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets."

"If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be surprised."

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires."

"This is on me."

"Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses."

"Tug on anything at all and you'll find it connected to everything else in the universe."

"The toughest question has always been, 'How do you get your ideas?' How do you answer that? It's like asking runners how they run, or singers how they sing. They just do it!"

"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."

"Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have."

"Would it upset men if they found out we weren't different? Are we? Aren't we? Damned if I know."

"The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action."