"O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!It is the green-eyed monster which doth mockThe meat it feeds on."

"Gold is worse poison to a man's soul, doing more murders in this loathsome world, than any mortal drug."

"Speak of me as I am; nothing extenuate, nor set down aught in malice: Then must you speak of one that loved not wisely but too well."

"Your hearts are mighty, your skins are whole."

"O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a steeple."

"A stirring dwarf we do allowance give before a sleeping giant."

"It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to."

"I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

"Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy."

"A man said to the Universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the Universe, 'the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.'"

"Marriage, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two."

"Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good; try to use ordinary situations."