"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do."

"PRIVATE, n. A military gentleman with a field-marshal's baton in his knapsack and an impediment in his hope."

"But government in which the majority rule in all cases can not be based on justice, even as far as men understand it."

"Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great."

"Sometimes it falls upon a generation to be great. You can be that great generation."

"Your body is just the place your memory calls home."