"To pull together is to avoid being pulled apart."

"It's all fun and games 'til someone loses an eye; Then it's just fun you can't see."

"The anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction."

"What most experimenters take for granted before they begin their experiments is infinitely more interesting than any results to which their experiments lead."

"It's been through three wives. To me a guitar is kind of like a woman. You don't know why you like 'em but you do."

"The important thing when you are going to do something brave is to have someone on hand to witness it."

"148. One who does not realize his own value is condemned to utter failure. (Every kind of complex, superiority or inferiority is harmful to man)."

"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can."

"The best antidote I have found is to yearn for something. As long as you yearn, you can't congeal: there is a forward motion to yearning."

"I like men who wear earrings. They've bought jewelry and they've experienced pain."

"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."

"The speed of communications is wondrous to behold. It is also true that speed can multiply the distribution of information that we know to be untrue."