"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"What you see is what you get."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear."

"A reasonable probability is the only certainty."

"The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their committment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor."

"Sing, Muse, of the anger of Achilles, son of Peleus..."

"It's so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn't it?"

"My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car."