"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"The devil made me do it."

"We judge the future by the past. Achieving success is one's ability to look at yesterday, cease today and capture tomorrowa€?s opportunity."

"There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life."

"You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

"Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new."

"She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook."

"People want economy and they will pay any price to get it."